Frenchie — Fiona's Ride
"3 legs. 0 fucks."
10% of every sale goes to animal shelters
Some of the best dogs
walk in on three legs.
Shirts for people who love their pets exactly as they are — scruffy, scarred, one-eyed, three-legged, and completely perfect to us.
- Secure checkout
- Ships worldwide
- 10% to shelters
The Collection
Eight breeds, eight designs — new ones added as we make them.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 32–34 | 27 |
| S | 34–37 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 |
| XXL | 50–53 | 32 |
Unisex fit. If you're between sizes, we'd size up.
Golden Retriever — Ansel's Shot
"One eye. Still sees shit."
Cane Corso — Tank's Day Off
"This never leaves the house."
Chihuahua — Frosty's Forecast
"Still cold."
Basset Hound — Eddie's Jump
"Long ears. Longer flights."
Pug — Puff's Gift
"I'm bearing smells."
English Bulldog — Gordon's Menu
"Allergic to everything. Still eats shit."
Bull Terrier — Echo's Set
"Born deaf. Built loud."
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Printed to order
No warehouse, no leftover stock — your shirt is made after you order it, not before.
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Ships worldwide
Produced and shipped through our print partner, wherever you're reading this from.
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Made with care
Every design picked for the pets who don't usually get picked first.